I Do Not Want to Fuck My Dog
Things are terrible, hope this helps!
|awards for good boys||Dec 11, 2020||11|
Had the usual lots of links and thoughts ready to go but — things are bad, I know you know this, I also know this, hopefully we can take a few minutes to look at some stuff that is a little bit less bad. For a moment. Sending love.
This Fuckin Tony Soprano Dog I Keep Seeing:
Eternally obsessed with people taking my work very literally:
That time I got in a fight (I’m chill!) with a man about my dog being hot:
REMINDER THAT BRANDS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS EVEN THE COOL ONES AND YES I’M STILL WONDERING WHY THE HIP UNDERWEAR BRAND DIDN’T SEND ME THE UNDERWEAR
Similar sentiment but in my book:
A short film in two screenshots call me Chris Marker! Presenting “Mean Girl Clickbait”
Also, here are two really helpful posts about using social media better— please read and share!
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Me + Noam share a birthday, happy birthday to us, I’ll be thinking about the below for a while.
Be in touch soon with more thoughts, feelings, links, tunes, etc. Please please wear a mask, wash your hands as often as you can, try to limit who you see, reallocate money to local organizers and mutual aids if you can, signal boost, shop small, take a fucking deep breath, send that text you’ve been meaning to, or forgive yourself for not sending it yet. Shit is tough. Be easy on yourself, okay?
Shelby + Clem