Government Mandated Please Clap Hour

Put your hands together and say DOOMED

Oh the please clap hour.

ID: good boy with a speech bubble that says “please clap”

Each night when the Please Clap hour comes to my neighborhood, I am torn between gratitude that the applause is briefly drowning out the constant drone of sirens and whirs of strange-for-NYC helicopters and deep, …

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